André Chapman

Construction - IT - Aviation

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@Fasthosts Hi, do you remember me, I’m the guy that called up asking why my email accounts, for all my customers can’t send to their recipients. Small ask I know…..Please sort it!

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@Fasthosts email platform not working, for external receiving servers. But your own servers are also rejecting email from your own accounts. This is unacceptable!

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@ScottGShore Thank you Darling….. 🤦‍♂️

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@Hombresabio_X Looks legit, but cost the crew £10,912 is credits

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@JamesBlunt @oasis Bloody hell I’ve heard of low key, but never a Celeb interrailing the entire route… you’re beautiful 🤩

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@MattWallace888 @bobmackin Is Canada screwed? I was looking at moving there……..

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@TorieHater1 @MartinDochert12 But then you get the incompetent Starmer… ouch…….might wanna rethink that

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@PIF_en Which desert is this? I’ve not seen it on my charts!

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@forevermartin5 @MartinDaubney It’s disappointing that you feel that way. By definition, the Union Jack 🇬🇧 brings together the nations of the United Kingdom. If that offends you and causes you resentment with the need to profile anyone who bears it, then you are lost, very very lost. #unionjack #fuckracism

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@GBNEWS Worth every penny, I’d rather him than some fake tanned, eyebrow enhanced, gender confused, illiterate, box ticker. Not naming, obvs.

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

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@IngenieroDavid @GoldingBF All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the other nations ever done for us?

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@BenjaminKayser did you offer to do the washing up after?

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@metoffice Bugger all here, Bristol Airport

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@darrengrimes Shein have a lot to answer for. Some coats don’t even hold a charge……

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@SadiqKhan @DaleVince You’ll struggle to find a legitimate citizen of the UK who wouldn’t have and be willing to use a form of photo ID. Simples right?

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@OwdhamL Is that the YMCA in Arabic?

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@SHEIN_Official You will need a competent translator to stop your marketing messages being so wubbish

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@benonwine Has anyone looked into the environmental impact of plastic flotation devices littering the Kent coastline?

[André Chapman @andrechapman]

@B4ZZ_B0W5K1 @darrengrimes They’ll use this picture at Hairdressing College for sure��.. 🤦‍♂️