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Born to be happy and not to waste time with your insignificant shit// 21y

[🤍 @andreianicolau]

Encontrei o tweet da minha vida

[aLibraexisting @existingtoday_]

No gloves hair not done no jewelry black clutch. Its like the dress cant do all the heavy lifting

[Shamboooooolic Woooooootral🎃👻💀🦇🕸️🧟⚰️🧙 @BradfemlyWalsh]

My most cunt opinion is that if you can't be arsed to spend time playing with your kids, reading with them or teaching them how to use the loo, then don't fucking have kids. There is not a single paid job in the world more important than being a good parent.

[Ali 💜 @isawthebeankill]

Is there a reason for the complete death of kids media? Like growing up we had 3 juggernauts pumping out great shows. No wonder kids are addicted to slop, they have nothing else to watch

[clara @clarafables]

"reading before bed makes you sleep faster" is the biggest lie ever. clearly, nobody who says that has ever picked up a genuinely good book.

[Ash @misskarenpage]

Her story is important because it lays out that woman would be sexually assaulted more than once in their lifetime but if we talk about it people will never take us seriously.

[Zion ~ ⁷ | @venusianbbyyy]

You should be able to sue people for this

[mari is a star ★ @outwrspacez]

eu como uma criança que teve muita liberdade na internet super apoio isso

[I’m Famous 💿 @unkleken_]

No more naps. 😭
All of a sudden there’s this thing called homework.
Your baby teeth are falling out and nobody seems concerned.
You’re learning that numbers have rules.
Adults keep asking you what you want to be when you grow up. Like, ma’am, I just got here.😭

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

I miss the days when super rich people built libraries and museums and hospitals, not rockets and tanks and AI.

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

“Everyone thinks they were Napoleon or Caesar in their past life and not one of the 90 billion peasants”

- Mark Corrigan

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

it should be illegal for ads on mobile apps to require for you to exit three fucking times for it to go away

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

She was ill. She was widowed. She was alone. She was a single mother. And the only option society left her was to become entertainment for people. She is an example of what society does to women who do not fit its norms.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

how tf he left with less than what he came in with 😭

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Why is it that actual human jobs like baker, florist, teacher, and childcare worker barely pay a livable wage, while fake jobs like AI specialist bootlicker, marketing campaign parasite, and synergy consultant are pulling six figures?

[X @ms_mpofux]

Unfortunately me.

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)🐆✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

The partner that cheated didn’t think about all of this before cheating btw

[𝕊2𝕁𝔸𝕐𝕐🦅 @JayyOclock]

i hate when apps tell me to sync my contacts
like do you think i want anybody to know i’m here???😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 3 books in 8 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[The Ghost of Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

The people in this thread commenting things like "why waste your time doing this when ai can do it for you" truly do not understand the point of life.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Friendly reminder that walking is a legitimate workout. The only reason it gets downplayed is because big fitness hasn't found a way to package, brand, and sell you outdoor air yet.