Andrei 𓆉

this the bio

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[fawn @fawnncel]

Been Farting So Much

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Bubble guts woke me up out my sleep...I had to check my sheets for any slippage lol

[thawg @dykeordeath]

i know family spaghetti night had them looking crazy

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

I hate a messy sandwich. You’re fucking embarrassing me

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[KAI @ended_everyone]

justin bieber and usher recreating this at the Superbowl could solve world hunger, end global warming, clean the oceans, build villages

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

Too bored in class #💤💤💤💤

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

that one imaginary dude we saw as kids parkouring across everything while we sat in a car