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A collection of jokes, typos, and self-roasts.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Bitcoin falls under $110,000.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

new onesies just landed and im getting one for everybody on my list! Annnnd they come in kid’s sizes for all da babies too!
@SavageXFenty 🎁

rewards members get 'em first. don’t sleep.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

There's always been a fight over the true story of America. I believe deeply in the story that says we’re all created equal, and that if we can treat each other with decency and respect, all of us will be better off.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Cynthia Lummis says she is 'working' to eliminate taxes on small Bitcoin transactions.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Orgulhoso por este reconhecimento especial. 22 anos de Seleção e continuo com a mesma paixão. Obrigado a todos os treinadores e companheiros que me ajudaram a chegar até aqui. Obrigado, @selecaoportugal!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Incitement to violence by evil propaganda organizations like SPLC is unacceptable. This is getting innocent people killed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship launches again next month

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Not just a fragrance, a signature. #CR7Legacy #Ad

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The face of zero regrets.. 😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

👍🏽❤️❤️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Another great piece from "The Atlantic" 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

BITCOIN IS PUMPING BACK UP 🔥

PANIC SELLERS ARE SHAKEN OUT.

SEND IT TO NEW ALL TIME HIGH !!!

[BLACKPINKOFFICIAL @BLACKPINK]

#BLACKPINK WORLD TOUR <DEADLINE>

#블랙핑크 #WORLDTOUR #DEADLINE #YG

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Meanwhile over Greece

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇦🇪 UAE-US Artificial Intelligence Cluster presentation.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The cleanest window of the building.. 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Teslas have automatic overheat protection to cool the car, ensuring the safety of babies and pets

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸 Absolutely 🇺🇸