André ✠

🌞 🥩 🍯 🇵🇹

[ASM🫧 @asmclips]

Bro thought it was gonna be an easy fight 😭🥊

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I have been in jail for 93 days. As of today, the USA has held me in jail longer than Romania did.

Romania charged me with crimes after their largest and most expensive investigation in history and held me in jail for less time than the USA did for a 15-year-old British Metoo.

Clown world.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

You have to be mentally retarded to still support immigration and multiculturalism in 2026.

[SENYO @Senyyo]

“Lamine has just invented the rabona-self-pass” 🤡😂

[MT2 @madrid_total2]

“Lamine Yamal inventó la no rabona”

Cristiano Ronaldo la ha hecho unas 500 veces en su carrera, y no estoy exagerando. 😂

[Fabrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioR0naldo]

🚨🗣 Lamine Yamal:

"It will take us another 100 years or even 200 Years to get another Footballer like Cristiano Ronaldo. We do not appreciate him enough". 🐐

[Luke Belmar 👽 @lukebelmar]

money is cool

but being shredded, running a business you love, enjoy friend and family while training and eating healthy is true wealth

[Blaize @Jxst_furious]

Maturing is realizing Ronaldo was right.

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Bruno couldn’t play with Pogba ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Sancho ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Eriksen ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Mount ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Rashford ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Martial ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Højlund ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Zirkzee ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Silva ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Fred ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Ugarte ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Matić ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with McTominay ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Amrabat ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Van de Beek ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Lingard ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Mata ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Pereira ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Baleba ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Mainoo ❌

Different players have come and gone. Managers have been hired and sacked. Millions have been spent trying to fix Manchester United.

Yet the same questions keep coming back.

At what point do United supporters stop blaming everyone around Bruno Fernandes and start questioning whether he's part of the problem? 👀

[Kenpachi @Kenpachi1070]

Les petits d’aujourd’hui sont choqué par Yamal.

Ils auraient eu des larmes aux yeux devant ce Cristiano Ronaldo

[Mark @ademarve3]

What the hell is this freekick bro😭, this guy ain’t real

[𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐒 @CR_74_]

Good morning everyone

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Brilliant statement by a classy, honest guy who has been treated very disrespectfully.
Proud of you @Cristiano 👏

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Paul Scholes didn’t lie

[Alfred M 🐕🇲🇽 @alfred13lx]

Las nuevas generaciones van a ver este gol y van a pensar que fue hecho con IA

[Rodrigo Roquette @rodroquette]

Sim, @Cristiano senta-se na mesma mesa de Maradona, Pelé, Messi, Cruyff e é o único Português que tem lugar nesse pequeno grupo…no fundo é isso que incomoda muita gente.

[Cláudia Teixeira @claudiaaict]

O comunicado de Cristiano Ronaldo é de tirar o chapéu. Pede desculpa, diz que lhe faltaram à palavra, assume que errou ao sair e aceita qualquer castigo. No fim, ainda se mostra disponível para regressar.

Este comunicado foi uma verdadeira chapada de luva branca em todos os ingratos que rapidamente se esqueceram de tudo o que Ronaldo deu à Seleção e a Portugal.

É um senhor. Por tudo o que fez, por tudo o que representa e pela marca que deixou na história do futebol português, merece uma despedida à altura da sua grandeza.

[SKD @void7xkd]

This is how the match ended btw

[Brizzy @Utdbrizzy]

Did he just walk on Air
#Cristianoronaldo

[Rics @RicsDeGuy]

Mf this is how you treat a legend