andrejpav

panem et circenses... et feles

[helen pringle @helenpringle]

Mme Gisèle again wearing her beautiful scarf from Australia, designed by Martu artist Mulyatingki Marney, and given to her by the Older Women's Network (https://t.co/oGj9Fi1Hzi).

[andrejpav @andrejpav]

BREAKING: State Department's international relations geniuses announce new solution to Greenland Question.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

this is the only kind of prank that should ever be allowed on YouTube

[andrejpav @andrejpav]

@danmillervfx @OunkaOnX They can just reuse one of the racist ass songs from this beloved D*sney children's classic

[𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 @rayondesolen]

new york is so woke you can donate to the mayor's transition

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

age will not stop jennifer coolidge!

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

Actually, Spain and Portugal have been losing power ever since the seventeenth century

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day five years ago, Tyler Wood posted the “Go Piss Girl” edit to the Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Memes Facebook group.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

i don’t know if people realize how critical it is that we forcefully remove 95%+ of silicon valley from society. nip it in the bud, don’t let these FREAKS have any control or influence anymore

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

At Goldman, I would've been expected to commit seppuku for these errors

[gnostic bf 🌶🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

Problematic aunt going beast mode 🫡

[Lily Lynch @lilyslynch]

Somehow missed it the first time I watched it, but at the end of that press conference meltdown Trump said "this is going to be great television, I will say that"

[andrejpav @andrejpav]

Bit of a long shot, but I'm looking for 2x tix to Goran Bregović at the Sydney Opera House on Tuesday. https://t.co/2maO1jKe87

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

seed your torrents

[bazongas @mariahcarrying]

I went to a gay guy house party and someone accidentally turned on the overhead lights and everyone screamed

[Lily Lynch @lilyslynch]

my opinion about "wokeness" was best summed up by the chinese diplomat in belgrade who gave me a tour of the chinese cultural center before brother xi came to open it: "a little bit of wokeness is good. too much is bad, of course, but a little is good."

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Things are very bad but we must also concede they are very funny

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

Obsessed with this survivor contestant’s fun fact

[hingo🫡 @hingo]

looking forward to the triple j hottest 100 🔥🔥

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

A lot of people are confused by how someone so seemingly stupid as Elon Musk could become the richest person in the world, so they come up with all sorts of theories about how he must be secretly smart.

Allow me to explain: the world is stupid too.