DEUX CLIOS 6 NEUVES À GAGNER 😎
La 1ère voiture : RT ce tweet et je tire au sort une personne qui gagne la Clio parmi les retweets.
La 2ème voiture : ce soir 20h je live quelque part dehors en Île De France. Le premier qui me trouve je cut le live et il gagne la voiture.
> be me
> be 16
> play league of legends every day after school
> hardstuck low master
> shen gets reworked
> try him out
> win every game
> roleswap from jungle to top lane to play shen
> reach challenger instantly
> friends say it doesnt count because EUNE
> transfer to EUW
> hardstuck low master again
> go to military
> play on laptop during weekends
> reach challenger on EUW
> friends say it doesnt count because my shen is freelo toplaner
> try to hit rank 1
> fail and give up
> go to university to study mathematics
> take a course on optimization
> code an algorithm to find the best shen build based on damage calculations
> complexity is O(n!)
> realize this problem is difficult
> take all optimization courses uni has to offer
> study machine learning
> study deep learning
> meet a Vayne main whos doing a phd in robotics
> watch him demo his custom algorithm that plays League
> team up to solve the build optimization problem
> spend a year trying different ideas
> finally get a good idea
> write masters thesis on league of legends build optimization
> realize we need more data to get better results
> you need a consumer application to get more data from Riot
> try to build an app
> realize neither of us can code websites
> find an Olaf main who rebuilt opgg for himself just for fun
> add him to the team
> build working app
> get more data from Riot
> realize shen jungle is viable with the right build
> roleswap back to jungle after 10 years of top lane
> spam shen jungle with optimized build
> make youtube video on it
> shen becomes the highest win rate jungler
> mfw
Gros match aujourd’hui = Pepe Chicken Gratuit ⚽️🐔
RT + Tweet ton prono avec le #PepeChicken : on distribue des codes au hasard à ceux qui trouvent le bon score !
(PS: si tu gagnes + nous follow : on double les codes)
- Aller à la salle
- S’occuper de l’appart
- Prendre soins de sa femme
- Avancer les projets de cours alors que t’es en entreprise
Et le collègue qui te demande pq tu viens pas à l’afterwork de 18h