Andrés

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[Andrés @andresforme]

@sjlee95_mood Love you man !

[Andrés @andresforme]

@sjlee95_mood Lmao couple goals

[•Alana• @coolcatlanaa]

@andresforme 💗💗

[Andrés @andresforme]

@ErikNoManches Let’s go get some amigo.

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@sjlee95_mood @changjungsoo Dude these pictures are so sick

[Andrés @andresforme]

The gift I’m most excited for this holiday season is buying myself a Kitchen Aid 6 qt-pro stand mixer.

Wtf is happening to me...

[Andrés @andresforme]

Who won the costume contest tho?

[Shon PharmD @CallMeCra_Z]

Shorty just squared up with 3 different females over her dude, that’s wifey �

[Andrés @andresforme]

You know what Prius, (driving on the fast lane, on the freeway, 55 miles per hour)

I’m not mad...

I’m just disappointed.

[Andrés @andresforme]

@ErikNoManches I need an update...

[Andrés @andresforme]

I hate when I’m studying for a test and then I grab my phone to check it an....

Wait...I did it again.

fuck.

[•Alana• @coolcatlanaa]

Ugh my bf is so freakin cute. I love his face sm 😭

[Andrés @andresforme]

I was lifting today when suddenly I popped something and thought I contracted a hernia.

Thankfully it turned out to be one of my famous farts that my girlfriend loves to be around.

[Andrés @andresforme]

I went to a Homeshake concert today and my girfriend got so excited she squeezed my balls like a stress ball.

How was your day?

[Andrés @andresforme]

I’ve had an ear infection for the past week and now I can hear out of my ass.

Thanks evolution!

[Andrés @andresforme]

@sjlee95_mood Behold the metamorphosis of a human being turning into a plant.

[Andrés @andresforme]

Channeling my MySpace days.

[Andrés @andresforme]

Training to be a bad bitch, results pending.

[Andrés @andresforme]

@ErikNoManches Hand me one and we’ll both walk through the streets of Downey

[Andrés @andresforme]

It’s the little things...

[Andrés @andresforme]

@coolcatlanaa I love you 😘