andres iii

my religion is clearly positive vibes

[andres iii @andresmanueliii]

quoting this so i can pin it to my profile and make it my new personality 🥸💼🤓

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in ur eyes is gone

[𝐵. 🧊 @boikanyombatha]

Finally, a unique experience

[Haster. @Haster18_]

that coke was beating her ass 😭

[𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 @aangelftw]

nakita ko ulit video nung naka-tae na participant sa hyrox. naalala ko tuloy nung grade 2 ako, may classmate rin akong naka-tae sa room tapos ayaw umamin so ang ginawa ng teacher namin, pinaamoy sa akin isa-isa pwet ng mga classmate ko kasi ako yung president...

now ko lang na-realize sobrang lugi ko sa set-up na yon??? HAHAHAHAHAHA kainis 😭

[Jimerys I Targaryen @Boomquiesha_J]

every day a new sentence

[mako_yapsado 🇵🇭 @asado_stuff]

one of the worst things that came out of my mouth

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

Ella Langley started playing on the radio

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

genie: you have three wishes

me: i wish my body tea

genie: you still have three wishes henny

me: yess sis gag it

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

'I’M NOT MAASIM.'

Arestado ang isang trans woman matapos pukpukin ng bato sa ulo ang kapwa transwoman sa labas ng bar sa Tanay, Rizal nang tawagin umano siyang "maasim." | via @ChrisSitson

[andres iii @andresmanueliii]

@not_alfonso sharing some more clips from other parties too!

[Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸 @not_alfonso]

Saw really ugly techno music from a recent party in manila being praised on the timeline, so here’s a quick cleanse (from an Unchristal set) to EDUCATE THE KIDS

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Paige Niemann quits job as Ariana Grande impersonator:

“I give up!! This bitch got me hungry as fuck!!!”

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

gag after gag after gag

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dolly Parton’s sister, Stella Parton, reveals that Dolly told her she’d allow her medical team to try experimental drugs on her in the hopes of helping others in the future, even if there was no hope for her:

“She told me recently that if there was no hope for her, she would still allow her medical team to try experimental drugs in the hope of helping others in the future.”

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.

[zillionaire nae @Deenaeeee]

“Was he fun to be around or was I fun and he was just around”

[❏ @ethelcaintayo]

"madali lng ugali bes mukha hindi" BJTCHKDJD FUCK YOU 😭

[andres iii @andresmanueliii]

@027jen Hi! I have 2 SVIP tickets for D2 not srp

[andres iii @andresmanueliii]

@kylehyden_ Hi! DM please hehe 2 tickets SVIP above SRP Day 2