overheard a friend wishing his gf "happy burger day", after the call ended i asked him "is it burger day today?" and he goes "no i send her burger every month on her first day of periods so it is OUR BURGER DAY."
just another day couples around me making feel single. 😭😭😭😭😭
🚨🌍 Mbappé on facing Senegal: “We face the African champions… ehm, I don’t know if Morocco or Senegal won it at the end!”.
“Let’s say the African champions!”.
I like women who like me, want to be with me, call me, text me, and take me out. All that nonchalant, broke, wicked, and ‘main character’ aesthetic doesn’t move me.
🚨🗣 Jamie Carragher: Which national team are you supporting in the World Cup?
🗣Jay-jay Okocha: Ghana, Cape Verde, Dr. Congo, Tunisia
Jamie Carragher: What about South Africa?
Okocha: fortunately I am supporting Mexico today, some team needs to go home and protect their jobs
[Sky sports]
after three years of inflation, heavy taxes, terrorist attacks, and kidnappings, i still have to explain why this man should not be given another term.
these people are under a spell.