Andre

and it was all yellow

[Andre @andretresmil]

yard work thoroughly kicked my ass today

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Paquita la del Barrio was the OG

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today would be a great day to forget my AirPods, they’re blasting The Strokes

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I can’t find any freaking chocolate in my house what the hell

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if you measure how much mouthwash to take I don’t trust you cause you don’t even trust yourself

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caffeine after 12pm will be the DEATH of me

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my man just renewed my work credential for me, he has earned 3 parlays without any nagging 💅

[Andre @andretresmil]

just spent an hour on the UGLIEST nail set EVER 😩

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idk if eating a whole pizza is a form of self love or self hate

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I don’t need Google, my boyfriend knows everything

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pretty sure running out of all your skin care at the same time is the female equivalent to getting hit in the balls

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I wish I could rewatch strangers things for the first time

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hadn’t heard ‘Helena’ in a while, now I’m crying in the kitchen eating sweet potatoes

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I thought I was stressed but turns out I just needed my bf to make me laugh

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@The___RAD I bet he asked to go last 😔

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“you belong with me” is lowkey the pick me anthem 😩

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slept like shit now I’m walking around looking like Big Ed

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people who park in reverse are trying to hide the fact that they like the same sex

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petition to move Justin Bieber to Sunday and Karol G to Saturday!!!!