Andrew

welcome to the Renaissance

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL

[T R U T H P O L E @Truthpole]

We judged her way too soon

[Andrew @andreuumorin]

Wait I missed the part in the timeline where Tucker C*rslon started hating on Fox News and MAGA???

[tay @t_rockk23]

I’m fucking deceased

[Dumbass Hashira✨ @CarryanaGrande]

I’d do anything For this man.

[• 𝒥•𝑜•𝓈•𝑒 • @HoIyJosee]

Imagine growing up and finding out this is your mom. I would never ever STFU about it.

[bofa @sweaty_zamo]

news outlets typing up “goo goo Gaga” right now

[kristen doute defense team @komb00bcha]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Suggesting my dad name his fantasy football team, "Serving Punt" went as well as you'd expect.

[Andrew @andreuumorin]

Why are beers $14

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

dolly parton also loved transgender people.

[c ⋆ ｡ ✭ @fvoriterecord]

do the helen keller and talk with your hips is a line you could only get away with in 2008

[The Morally Corrupt Tay Resnick @SweetTayPie0104]

That politician lady husband.

[Matthew☘️🇵🇸 @mattyice24601]

Genuinely this is the musical Rent

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. SITTING. PRESIDENT. OF. THE. UNITED. STATES. GOT. HIS. ACCOUNTS. CLOSED. FOR. MONEY. LAUNDERING. AND. IT'S. BARELY. NEWS.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

I am deeply appalled and angry to see “Firework” used on the @WhiteHouse TikTok account as a backing track for video footage of military strikes. I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it.

I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments. To see a message of self-worth and upliftment weaponized to soundtrack destruction and violence is a complete violation of everything my song stands for.

My music is for bringing people together, not celebrating warfare.

[mas0n⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | TLOAS: THE ENCORE 9/25 @portofino_view]

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