Andrew Heap

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

@ArfurSmith No. It's going to be a tunnel now

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Life. Made.

I love you @DrBrianMay

#ThankYouBakedPotato #FeedNHS https://t.co/yZo3HScHQU

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

@RobinPirates @ArfurSmith I'm dead lucky. I live in the country and have a beautiful garden to sit out in.

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

@ArfurSmith Just get on with your life! Up here in Carlisle people are just getting on with it. Still seeing loads of people and even older people out and about

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

@DweebilKneivel @ArfurSmith @athur007 is an entertianer par excellance #reversetroll

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Is anyone else getting completely pissed off with all the "End of the world" Corona virus coverage in the media. Is nothing else happening in the world for goodness sake!

[Brona C Titley @bronactitley]

We all living in 2020 and he out there chopping spaghetti like it’s the year 3000.

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

@ArfurSmith Wether or not your hat stays on!

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Why is it that when your are at work Friday is a feelgood day but when you are on holiday and due to return home it's the exact opposite?

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Back on twitter again. Don't know why but there we are

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Whoops - in the shit again

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Got me Thursday socks on today - very anarchic!!

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Just spilt me beer - bugger

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Just had some of Anne's home made potato wedges - yum yum. Proper man food

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Thank crunchie it's Friday

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

It's a bit like having three wheetabix!!!!

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

There's only one thing better than double egg and chips and that is treble egg and chips - truly food of the gods!!!!

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

I'm always in the shit - it just varies in depth!

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Becoming very tired and emotional

[Andrew Heap @andrew_Heap]

Brussels sprouts = sulphur - where's me gas mask!!