Andrew Abraham

If you think about all the shit I say long enough, it might even start making sense.

[Andrew Abraham @andrew_abe2]

1b Mark Texeira
2b Robinson Canó
SS Derek Jeter
3b Arod
C Jorge Posada
P CC Sabathia

Nasty

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@FootbaIIism @Chiabe13

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@Imposter_Edits You play Stairway to Heaven ONE TIME!

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@JoeBiden Not you

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Tommy Lee Is Posting Selfies With His Dick Out (On Purpose) On Instagram And Facebook https://t.co/UboVijBsD9

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@SenWarren You’re dangerous to our democracy…

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@obeliskdeme @Jkennedy3488 😉

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Ok here’s one for you. Do y’all know how expensive olive oil is??? #StopBigOlive

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I just saw Samuel L. Jackson at Taco Bell in Wareham. #mofo

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Barry Trotz

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The real pandemic is women and their addiction to the Crime Junkie podcast. Everyone’s an expert now!

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Every kid in American will be starving this summer since they won’t be eating free at the 99...... #Soxnation 🤡

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I honestly believe we live in a world of shit bags because not enough ppl watched The Fox and the Hound growing up.

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@alexmonteiro187 It’s not even Mr. New York. It’s just as a sports fan you sound ridiculous.

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The Sox literally hit a walk off in April and their fans are like “don’t sleep on us. We’re back baby”.... Back from what? A 24-36, 2020 record? 5th place in AL East. What the fuck are you talking about.

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@AlexPeric3 Start fishing opens again. Where did the competitive Ap go?

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Reminder. A-rod will always be a legend

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@AlexPeric3 Buddy’s just getting banged alone on a Saturday night tweeting like a king. Bring that same energy all through 2021.

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Hey. Just a yearly reminder to not be a douche bag. #ImBackTwitter