Apparently my superpower is arriving in rural Czech Republic on the two days of the year the entire country shuts down. 🥴
Who needs dinner, anyway?!? The sooner I go to sleep, the sooner it's morning and I get double anal!
Honest confession: I always used to think that cheating in relationships is so unnecessary. But as of yesterday, the way I made out with my neighbour's girl - I'm certainly giving up some ideas and accepting that I love it when women look me in the eye and squirt, dm for more.