Andrew W. Protz ™

Jokes so dumb they’re sometimes funny

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

I tried following the realest man alive on Twitter..
all I saw was edit profile

[NFL @NFL]

LUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

Tiger Woods has done it again

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

SHUT IT DOWN. Now more than ever.

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

I don’t pay for the beer, I pay for the journey it takes me on

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

My joke in the group chat got 6 reactions. Really needed that win today.

[isabelle 🪐 @isabelleboemeke]

asking “what about chernobyl?”

is like asking “what about the titanic?” when someone tells you about cruise ships.

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

@aaronsnuffy You look like a fortnite skin

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

Show us his Spotify wrapped

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Barack Obama unveils his favorite songs of 2022.

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

How can you look as this and still deny that we’re in a climate crisis?

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

People who drive exactly the speed limit are NPC’s

[Ben Stinar @BenStinar]

Panthers Cam Newton was SHOW TIME 🎞🎥

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

Just saw a Kia Soul with racing stripes…
Civilization is crumbling before my eyes.

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

The Celtics in every must-score possession. #CelticsVsWarriors #NBAFinals2022

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

Called it

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

adhd is being about to run out of your meds and going "oh i should refill these" and then never doing that

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

Tom Brady saw how wide open the NFC South is and couldn’t resist

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

Am I the only one that feels pressure to play some absolute heat on aux when I’m at the drive thru?

[Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz]

@ClaySelf02 @VodkaOwl That’s what she said