Everyone with a fake job gets to stay home and get paid to drop funny gifs into Slack, everyone with a real job has to be a frontline pandemic worker or get fired.
WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking.
STORY: https://t.co/H4HavJnsgn
Listening to spoof on my show, where I apparently announce "We've got an owl on the way after The Smiths."
First I think that's totally daft, then I remember:@timoncheese@lewismacleod@nickminter@jonholmes1
Don't forget to tune in to Radio 3 for Part 1 of Horatio Clare's Bach Walk at 7pm today... as he retraces the composer's 250-mile trek to hear Dietrich Buxtehude. https://t.co/BdlRoiMZwu
Clare keeps a diary in the current issue of BBC Music Magazine. @BBCRadio3@HoratioClare