Roach

[Kyle Goon @kylegoon]

Jalen Brunson is absolutely incredible but I’m happiest for KAT because he achieved the impossible

he forced Shaq and Charles to admit on national TV that he is tough

[Noa Dalzell 🏀 @NoaDalzell]

Jayson Tatum on his message of gratitude to the team yesterday:

“It was one, just being vulnerable, showing my appreciation to the team, of how they have played this season, how they motivated me every single day. The joy and competitive nature that they displayed, I wanted to be a part of that. And I say it all the time, going through rehab and being injured is lonely. It's not intentional. I couldn't practice for a while, I couldn't be in the game. When they were on the court, I was in the weight room, having to do my own thing. So you feel isolated, in a sense.

“But I just expressed that being around as much as possible, going to games, being on the plane, really made me feel like I was still very much a part of the team, and how thankful to the group for just being themselves. I was thankful to the coaches that extended their days a lot by helping me during rehab and on the court and pick-up games [for] my conditioning. So I really just kind of telling everybody in the room that they all played a part in essentially helping me get to this moment.”

[David Zhang @DavidZhang360]

Predictive History with professor Zhang

[Roach @andrew_roach33]

@_SaturnCosmos26 YOU HAVEN’T HAD IT THAT LONG WHAT IS GOING ON

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

This is Paul DePodesta, who was played by Jonah Hill in Moneyball

His one defect is that he gave a serial rapist QB a mega contract

[Laza🇨🇴 @Laza_Bautista]

Bout 250 Mexican kids in 10 years gonna have to explain why they named Shohei Rodriguez

[Roach @andrew_roach33]

What the hell, man.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Shohei Ohtani's 10 strikeouts and three home runs in chronological order

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that month where everyone pretended their stupid boyfriends think about the Roman Empire..

[Roach @andrew_roach33]

‘Waited a bit to post this.

The Best to Ever Do It.
10/4/10 - 5/16/25

Rest easy. 🐕🪽🌅

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

I hate the faux-sleazy look so much

[Foxboro Joker @FoxboroJoker]

Pete Carrol made the correct decision to throw the ball. 1 timeout left & needed to maximize his chances at the end zone.

The Patriots rehearsed the very play. Butlers INT was a result of great preparation, not error.

[MOONSHINE @MoonshineKim]

"I JUST WANTED TO HELP"
- stupid fucking kid that ruined everything by trying to help

[Roach @andrew_roach33]

Happy 23rd birthday! There’s no better person, friend, and life partner in this world for me. ‘Another year down, many more to come — with you by my side. 💞🔥

[George Civeris @georgeciveris]

Saying this while radiating with love for all God's children, but TikTok has made multiple people I know so stupid that I can no longer carry on a conversation with them.

[Sofi 🦢 @_SaturnCosmos26]

Ya

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

He’s back!

Patriots Hall of Famer Mike Vrabel returns to New England as our 16th head coach.

[Keegan @KeeganR_MTG]

Drop day 1 into concert day 2 gambit successful once again

[Sofi 🦢 @_SaturnCosmos26]

Me and Andrew

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

I notice a lot of people who didn’t pay much attention in high school are now trying to retcon their laziness into ideological theories about “what we were never taught.”

[Sofi 🦢 @_SaturnCosmos26]

I wish Florida had In-n-out