Andrew Wolff

Jersey boy geek. Semi-unprofessional gamer and lottery winner to-be

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

.@Etsy any feedback on how to update my shop recommendations? No shame on the shop owner or artist, just not sure how this fits in with my history of buying washitape and plants and your help section is horrible to navigate...

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

@gracehelbig Pollyanna is totally a Jersey thing. I get all the weird looks when I say that instead of Sexret Santa #thismightgetweird

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

Me: she has kids?
Coworker: yup
Me:...do you think she gave live birth or laid her eggs in a shallow pool until a male came through and fertilized them?

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

Considering I personally know people who have received 0 aid...I’m not surprised FEMA Contract Called for 30 Million Meals for Puerto Ricans. 50,000 Were Delivered. - The New York Times https://t.co/RWEd5C4SCS

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

Sometimes “defying gravity” comes on and changes walking the dogs into your broadway debut

[Geek & Sundry @GeekandSundry]

Thanks to our friends at @Official_PAX, we're giving away a handful of Three Day badges for #PAXUnplugged in Philadelphia this weekend (11/17-19)!

RT & follow for a chance to win your own Three Day badge! (Giveaway ends 11/15 at Noon Pacific). #PAX

[Jacqueline Carey @JCareyAuthor]

Hey, guys! I found a stash of mint condition hardcover copies. RT for a chance to win one of 3 copies. Ends at 8am EST on Oct. 31.

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

Emma Thompson tells us the Harvey Weinstein allegations are just the tip of the iceberg of a wider and systemic problem in Hollywood

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

I don't know if I actually want a food processor so much as I want to BE the type of person who owns/uses a food processor

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

.@realDonaldTrump, these are not “fine people." This is hate.

[veronica belmont @Veronica]

Hey you. I hope you have a good day.

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

The most surefire way to avoid getting called into work on a Saturday is to start your day drinking before the office opens

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

The number of times I get ""the song "Stacey's mom" stuck in my head is scary. #ImportantNews

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

Something tells me there is a lot of staring into space today at work

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

Pretty sure the cashier at this CVS was Sojourner Truth. Such an honor.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Stanley. He likes road trips. Will shift for you. One ear more effective than other. 13/10 we don't leave until you buckle pup Stanley

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

You know you're not only #old but #fat when you justify eating cheesecake because at least it wont give you heat burn #WastedYouth

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

Lazy day vibes #amreading #doggie

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

Dawwwwww!! Look at that breath weapon!

18d6 adorable damage in a 60 ft cone. https://t.co/rAJXrtPirq

[Andrew Wolff @andrew_wolff]

When you pick up your phone to check the forecast and check all forms of social media and watch a cat video but don't know the temperature