Andrew Morris

Happy go-lucky faggot in Eastbourne with a dubious love of Amstel and vodka but not in the same glass....usually!

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

My customers know me so well.....look at the Blue Plaque they got me for Christmas! Now mounted right above where I stand in the pub!!

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

I have just watched the massive hypocrisy of @BBCNews and other press hounding the bellend that is Dominic Cummings but breaking every distancing rule themselves!! DISGUSTING behaviour!

[Hart Eastbourne @HartEastbourne]

Topsie Redfern @ The Hart at The Hart on Fri 3rd Aug 2018 https://t.co/VFo7FBQB9o

[Hart Eastbourne @HartEastbourne]

Charlie Hides - The Filthy Tour at The Hart on Sat 28th Jul 2018 https://t.co/GUf1J5097T

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback Merry Birthmas Silverback! May your day be full of laughter, twitter and total inebriation!!

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback Thank you. It's only lunchtime and I can assure you I'm fairly well oiled already!!

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@santanderukhelp 8 days and I've heard nothing from you AGAIN. Tomorrow I re-start moving my account to another bank again. Shame after 40 years with you.

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@supa_star_85 @santanderuk @MetroBank_Help I was impressed Alice. Very friendly, helpful and they took a genuine interest in my unusual banking requirements! Nice personal touch.

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@santanderukhelp Will do but after nearly 40 years with you/Abbey, it's a shame you only want to talk now you are loosing my custom to an understanding bank.

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@santanderukhelp I've been asking for a reasonable conversation for over 2 weeks to just get unhelpful computer generated letters. Official complaint coming!

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

After nearly 40 years with @santanderuk it was pleasant to finally deal with a bank that listened to me. Thanks and hello @MetroBank_Help

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback @the_jackson71 @DCBME

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback Agreed! I made the same mistake on Amazon prime.

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback @DCBME @the_jackson71 @LesleyAtterwill @KarenKts11 Dam predictive text, that should have read 'treecherry' lol

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback @DCBME @the_jackson71 @LesleyAtterwill @KarenKts11 Oak-Kay, while these puns are treefreshing, it all smacks of treachery!

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback I actually enjoyed it. It's got a laid back but amusing chemistry to it this time round. Even Matt Leblanc looked at ease.

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

Trump starts speech and It's The End Of The World As We Know It by R.E.M. comes on the pubs jukebox. Unplanned but apt!! #TrumpInauguration

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@russelltovey I stupidly had mine waxed to raise money for charity 12 years ago. They are still patchy and not normal!!

[Andrew Morris @andrewage]

@Duke_Silverback About time too. Can't be doing all this living in sin stuff....it's just not right! 😂 Congrats to both...... again! xx