andrewascroft

Football fan ,horse racing fan ,like to think I can beat the bookies at football betting but probably don't

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@bennymufc Messi ,2008 champions league semi final ,ran wes brown all over old trafford but ended up on losing side

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Always thought the idea in a test match was to bat as close to opening 2 days as possible ,why are England declaring on day 1 with not even 400 on the board #strangeone #ENGvsAUS

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Got no complaints about yesterday's result ,I enjoy watching good football teams and whatever your allegiance these are a good side ,about as close to an English version of 2011 barca you can get ,united top 4 ,2 Cup finals ,winning one solid 7 out of 10 season ,roll on august

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@DaytrippingRed Will be difficult mate ,I live in coventry and its been crazy ,sold out in 13 mins the other day ,put another 500 up today and went in 20 mins ,lads are charging 150 pound for 32 face value ticket

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@rhyslyons4 @jackacroft Unless my tele is broke ,City are miles ahead ,arsenal, united ,and Liverpool are about the same fighting for 2nd and 3rd place

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@rhyslyons4 any truth in the rumour the boy @jackacroft is looking for you Kenilworth boys with a wheelbarrow ? Manchester united won't finish in top 4 ,Manchester united won't finish above Liverpool, oh dear #utdutdutd

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@ashcroft11_ Well done boys ,fully deserved in difficult circumstances, but just kept winning every week ,says alot about attitude and commitment to the Club #leaguewinners

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@rhyslyons4 @jackacroft Fair comment ,let me know if you fancy a go next season ,can't see you lot improving any time soon ,United are bound too

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@rhyslyons4 @jackacroft I would have took you to the cleaners ,Liverpool couldn't finish above united ,10 /1 with skybet start of season

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@rhyslyons4 @jackacroft Had a feeling there might be an excuse ,always is

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

The boy @jackacroft is sorted now ,big thanks to whoever sorted it ,@george_whitelaw @RossPerks17 ,have a top day boys

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Anyone on a coach travelling to Middlesbrough with people that haven't turned up and got spare ticket please give my boy a message @jackacroft ,he will be up there without one ,cheers lads ,@george_whitelaw ,@RossPerks17

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Seeing tweets on here calling @markjesterselby boring ,anyone who has played snooker at a local club knows how difficult it is to string a 20 or 30 break together, never mind 15 reds and 15 blacks under the most intense pressure and in front of millions on TV, #genius

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[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Well done to the boy @jackacroft ,douch and Carl, guiding @KenilworthSFC reserves to the league title ,tremendous effort in difficult circumstances, but kept going and winning football matches ,great effort lads #leaguewinners

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@rhyslyons4 Congratulations mate from the Ascroft household ,get the mini united kit round in the next few days 🤣🤣🤣

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Can't you tell the kids are off school ,I heard a boy aged about 10 ,when I was on my parcel round today ,shout at his mum ,I hate this house ,I am leaving this house forever ,her reply was ,what with no shoes on ? I was cracking up 🤣🤣🤣

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Went to watch flannleys against gatehouse today in coventry Sunday league ,great game ,enjoyed it ,good advert for Sunday league football

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Thanks for your slow response tesco ,but manchester united result today has confirmed my phone is working fine 🤣🤣🤣

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

@rhyslyons4 Didn't think this phone worked just realised it does 🤣🤣🤣

[andrewascroft @andrewascroft]

Just spoke to tesco regarding my phone being silent since the 7 0 drubbing at anfield ,they can't shed any light on it either ,strange one ,but would be prepared to bet substantial amounts of money if united get beat tomorrow it might ring again 🤣🤣🤣