Andrew Averso

📍Jungleland | Father to little Emma. Partner / VP / Creative Director: @weareoust.co 🌴@gotowildplaces 🌵

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Confession: When I’m bored, I go to https://t.co/Flych4DRFZ and click “new arrivals” just to see what kind of wacky wild shit those animals are trying to put on people’s faces. I think it’s my Zillow

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Conscious Creativity And The Lengend Of Pickety Pass https://t.co/ZNQ9bHVu1O

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Brand identity is the same as personal style. If you’re chasing trends, you’ve already lost. The best brands, like the best style, just feel right.

"The Art Of Wearing Something To Death"

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@POTUS please unsubscribe me from all marketing emails everywhere forever and accept all cookies everywhere on my behalf. Or don’t accept them. Whichever one is the right one to click. I didn’t vote for you but I’d really appreciate this. Tysm.

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@shea_bae22 @VandyFootball Any second now country singers are gonna starting marking themselves safe on Facebook.

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My official review of the Opening Ceremonies: Could have been longer.

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Yall remember having to learn the periodic table of elements? Wtf…

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can throw that iPhone box away.

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Authentic connection is the only thing that truly matters in life. By any means. At all costs.

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I’ve stopped being impressed with most moments in life I assumed would be interesting and have become way more impressed and humbled by those moments I assumed would be mundane.

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@RealMattlanta Bijan Bon Jovi.

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@RealMattlanta Mustard.

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Next Met Gala Theme: “James Galdolfini waking up”

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@AtlantaFalcons @MBStadium

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There’s a joke here somewhere. It’s on me.

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@elonmusk plz help.

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If I have to think of one more new password I will simply lay down and die. I can not.

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@DirtySouthSoc ATL United hasn’t felt any kind of vibe since Tata left.

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A bat flew into the open window of my car while I was driving and hit me in the face.

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Waze / Google Maps should have a “Get Creative” feature for when you want to take a different / unique route home.