andrewbishop

Andrew's not here, man. try Bluesky.

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

@DPGBehler @megbasham IMHO you have identified the real problem: platforming humans destined to fail in one way or another.

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

@3YearLetterman Dr. Hibbert: your playing days are over, but you can always fall back on your degree in.....COMMUNICATIONS?!? Oh dear Lord.

Lubchenko: I know I know! Is phoney major! Lubchenko learn nothing! NOTHING!

@OOCCouchGags

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

@JVMonte2 In no particular order:
Steve Smith
Jimmy Chamberlain
Dave King

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

That's courage.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Please take a second to watch this…

Leroy Walker’s son Joey tried to stop the mass shooter in Maine but he was killed.

Leroy shares why he can’t hate his son’s murderer.

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

“DEBATE ME”

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

@blankenship What's in the music room.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Everybody's marriage is falling apart except ours."

[chart data @chartdata]

Vinyl albums outsold CDs in shipped units for the first time this century, according to @RIAA (41M vs 33M).

[Cam Harless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[Leslie Sam Kim @lesliesamkim]

Marrying a stutterer changed my life.

Our first date was difficult. I'd forgotten he'd written the word "stutterer" somewhere in his Bumble profile.

We met at the base of a local hike — just as storm clouds were rolling in.

It took at least a minute for him to say "Hello."

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

The is the A.I. I always wanted. Haha!

[Vlad @vladquant]

Bing subreddit has quite a few examples of new Bing chat going out of control.

Open ended chat in search might prove to be a bad idea at this time!

Captured here as a reminder that there was a time when a major search engine showed this in its results.

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

Some people just sit in a chair and magic comes out.

[Gavin Purcell @gavinpurcell]

This is incredible.

Michael McDonald and Take Six singing The Beach Boys a capella in a random backstage venue.

https://t.co/PLRSFVm7vm

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

I miss Prince.

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

@ilovenostalgia Only Zod can judge me

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

@blankenship @Joshua_Ariza "Sup, G?"

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

Fun seeing an arcade in a mall again.

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

@bobbyshriver @SpecialOlympics @PeaceCorps @HeadStartgov @LSCtweets @JobCorps @FosterGrands Grateful for you, your parents and your family, Bobby!

[Mark Shriver @Mark_Shriver]

My favorite quote from Dr. King:

“Everybody can be great...because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.”

[andrewbishop @andrewbishop]

Aretha got me tearing up this #MLK day!