Andrewbscanlon

Actor Writer Uncle Jays Fan (he/him)

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@Wilnerness This team is great. They will make the postseason. But they will being going nowhere against in a playoff series with the likes of Richards in the pen. And I’m sure they know it.

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@MLB And yet they’re losing

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@RightWingCope I let my child play with Grizzly bears and they got mauled! I feel like a horrible parent! Did they get mauled because I let them play with Grizzly bears???

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@ShiDavidi How many 0/4, 3K games does Belt get before they end the experiment? Like, is this just the reality for the foreseeable future because the guy won rings many many years ago?

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@Wilnerness Toronto: Where All Star pitchers go to flame out!

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@ShiDavidi I didn’t know he was going to be such a disaster. What is it about All-Star pitchers coming to TO and suddenly being uncompetitive?

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@Wilnerness This is a problem. He is a problem.

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@KevinGohD Buck says you’re not cool if you’re not there

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@JackDaniels_US Honestly, *every* major alcohol company in the US has a LGBT marketing tie-in. Conservatives are gonna have to make moonshine in their bathtubs at this rate.

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@tdot28 @Chazx596 @mike_petriello Yes, but a 34 yo DH swinging through 90mph over the plate after 6 weeks of spring camp is kind of writing on the wall.

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@KeeganMatheson He can’t catch up to 90. This is a problem.

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@BlueJaysDad Snarky Buck is my favourite Buck

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@mike_petriello Jays lineup looking terrifying

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@BlueJaysDad Karma is a bitch
-Russell Martin

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@ytudaddytambien Or you could just text me back

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@MartyYork @MLB

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@KeeganMatheson This change is a good sign

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@kaitlancollins He looks like someone who has suddenly been slammed in the face with a big dose of reality.

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@ScottyMitchTSN And only 16 more years of him or something