Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor

Husband & Father & DFW Realtor| Pizza, golf, over 1000 piece puzzles

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

https://t.co/G8Bs8Hsn9o

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

I lock every front door after walking in. Even at showings.
Why do I do this?
Anyone else?

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

Got some openings this week to show homes.

Only if you fit this criteria though:

- pre-qualified with a mortgage lender
- know what you’re looking for in a home
- likes pineapple on pizza
- understand your price range

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

I’d prefer we look at 10 homes so you know you found the right one, rather than have you look at one, offer, then back out because you found something else.

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

Be proud of where you are.

Of who you are.

Stop comparing.

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

My kids think I go to my office and eat candy all day.

I mean… they’re not wayyy wrong.

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

Todays real estate acronym:

ACOTAR:
A
Contract
On
Tuesday
Always
Rocks

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

People with double ovens:

Do you use double ovens?

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

I’d rather have a tiny house on 100 acres than a huge house in a small lot

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

What is it about bread that keeps me coming back?

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

I can remember all of my alarm clock chime sounds since I was in the womb. And they all cause me much distress when I hear them again.

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

Are y'all sleeping on 5% interest rates and paid closing costs?

I can show you!!!

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

When someone supports my business, we are pretty much family at that point.

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

54% of home buyers put less than 20% down.
You do not need a 20% downpayment to buy a home.
Allow me to connect you with my preferred mortgage lender who will formulate the best loan structure for your finances.

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

I don’t sell houses, the houses sell themselves. I just do everything else.

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

When it freezes in Texas:

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

Home, home on the range

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

How often do y’all check your home value?

[Andrew Clark | North Texas Realtor @andrewclarkdfw]

Dear algorithm,

I'm a realtor. Please connect me with:

- home buyers
- home sellers
- cool content creators
- cool, inspiring content
- people I can connect with
- other cool realtors

Thanks,

Andrew Clark