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two Florida men wanted for questioning

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Shitrus, that’s it that’s the tweet. Thank you and good luck

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Tried to watch the pirates on the big screen but Don Cheadle kicked me off his boat

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Wonder what @MikeTyson got for Christmas

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My dog wishes I was home right now

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I watch my dog poop every day, I wonder how she feels about that

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@heyjamesfranco I’ve figured out the best way to write the Rant screenplay. give a young gun a shot boiyo

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Santa and Dog are fighting for your eternal soul. What side will YOU choose?

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I wear big boy clothes now. Which is code for I shop at big and tall stores.

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@Kmart I bought a shirt from your store that already had sweat stains and now I'm angry at you

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@Kmart I wish you were a human being so I could not invite you to my party

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God wanted children until he had us