funtanyl

Certified Wahakomana Healer

[funtanyl @______Elijah]

Heard someone get triple dog dared tonight. Be careful out there folks

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Mullen:
How bout a movie called the "The Blackrooms" where you get trapped at def jam show at the Apollo

Stavros: Oh nohohohhahahaaha yea?🤣

Friedland:
yea. i - i aint- I- aint scared of you mo f-ers

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Quick-time event cinema
someone add a flashing X before each punch

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Turning my brightness wayyyy down in public to google something embarrassing

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@aflora44 Probably just grinding you teeth in your sleep

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Just saw someone use their turn signal to merge may peace and prosperity shine upon them and their family for a thousand generations

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I was at the junk drawer store and they said you were their best costumer

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Reminds me of the anecdote from The Cosmic Serpent where he’s visiting shamans in Peru for his dissertation and they fix his back pain by giving him some esoteric herbal tea and having him drink it the night of a full moon.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

A 46-year-old woman accidentally snorted 55 mg of pure LSD because she thought it was cocaine, roughly 550 times the normal recreational dose.

She vomited for 12 hours and remained under the effects of the substance for about 34 hours.

But when she woke up, the chronic foot pain she had suffered for over 20 years, attributed to Lyme disease, was reportedly gone.

She stopped taking morphine for five days and then began microdosing LSD every three days.

Three years later, she had completely quit morphine, with no withdrawal symptoms or relapse reported.

Researchers described it as an extraordinary case of non-fatal high-dose LSD ingestion with long-term pain relief.

[funtanyl @______Elijah]

Went on a date this evening

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At the library

[lydia @oh_tuntun]

if you’re not at the used bookstore once a week then what the fuck are you doing

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we are Charles Kirk

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Why the fck are there people named Charles? You are ONE Charle.

[funtanyl @______Elijah]

And you know what a kablow too

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Ahh sorry your granny got hit by a bazooka here’s five big booms for you

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Relax, it cant be that hard to catch, it’s just a wild goose, i’ll only be back in couple minutes jeez

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White women be like let me put that in my calendar

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Sweet, way ahead of you on the own nothing part, now what was that you said about being happy

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Does it not rain somewhere everyday in this current epoch?

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

I finished watching the dinosaur documentary a few days ago and I’m still not ok because what do you mean it rained for 2 million years

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@hecubian_devil Also amusing watching people bring up mullen as if he even remembers doing it, he seems to be completely moved on with his life at this point

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How am i supped to tell a customer at this (corporate) bar that i can smell them from 10 ft away

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@WaifuverseAI

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Just deadlifted 315lbs which isn’t a lot by some standards but it certainly makes it much harder to believe a 45 year old alcoholic got underneath that kinda weight and benched it