Jerod Walker 🐀

Local comedian. Universal solvent.

[Jerod Walker 🐀 @JokeWizard]

@walI_fIower @flapjastic On an actual show, yes. An open mic is usually free and so people will just leave whenever it gets too bad (or for any reason). So putting up someone terrible first or having too many bad acts back to back means less people stick around for the good acts at the end

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free comedy (1/3)

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Hey how come people are just drawing me and saying they want my fat boy ass now?
#smilingfriends #charliedompler

[mortis 🍉 @reduxesn]

i want that fat boy NOW!! #charliedompler #smilingfriends

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X

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Excited for the new #Fallout update.

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@KevinJames is very handsome

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Honestly I forgot I have this

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First Jimmy Buffett and now Smash Mouth? Somebody make sure the lead singer of Rascal Flatts is okay!

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So this X thing is like when IHOP pretended to be IHOB for a month?

@elonmusk please say sike

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Can’t believe people are shitting on Guy Fieri just because he didn’t stab Trump in the heart on sight.

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Moldova was robbed! #Eurovision

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@creecherfeecher Goblins

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Nhok
Wyrmrest Accord
US

#warcraftstory @Warcraft

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I’m #RatVerified now

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New #GunControl idea!
Rename gun ranges to schools

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The stupid Morbius memes are doing more to make me want to watch that movie than any advertisement will. I want no NEED to understand them.

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Could everybody stop wearing a bow tie on tv when you talk about the economy? You look like a cartoon character telling us to invest in anvils and wooden mallets.

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Every Lactose Intolerant Person I’ve Ever Met Ever: GIVE ME THE CHEESE

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Garfield the Cat is my spirit animal because anytime I’m not eating lasagna I feel like I’m gonna die.