Andrew Couto

Head of Client Acquisition @commas

[Tom Cruz @tcruznc]

@SalesPsych0 @commas Yes, I process a FUCK TON through commas and I’ve processed millions through stripe, and 8-10 other MIDs, it doesn’t get better than @commas. You’re basically retarded if you don’t use them.

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@raypingecom Dm me

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

Webinar con 2026!

Who’s gonna be there??

[Josh Dolchin @joshships]

Fuck it. Here's a sneak peek of what's next for Webinars while we're at it 👀

- Retention and offer sales drawn on the recording itself - Revenue split into during the webinar and after it
- Registrant lists that already know who saw the offer and didn't buy
- One profile per person: every webinar, every dollar, every call
- And much, much more

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@JaceEngland1 @brezscales @commas The webinar ran on YouTube my g :)

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@luisdewendtofc @commas YES.

[LUIS DEWENDT @luisdewendtofc]

Had an absolute flood of DMs and new connections over the last few days 🔥

If you’re dealing with payment holds, processor headaches, financing gaps, or just looking to scale, let’s connect, asap.

We’ve got your back at @commas. We want to grow with you, understand your business upfront, and be there when you need support.

Approved accounts can be up and running in 1–3 days.

Happy to audit your fees, look through your payment setup, and explore how buy now, pay later could help more of your customers move forward.

You’re putting in the work to build your business. Your payments partner should be keeping up.

DMs are open 🤝

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@OfRainmaking @commas I felt the aura and the GMV 5 posts up

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@calebcanales_ Thanks man!

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@HyperSalesman Welcome brother !

[James Hanzimanolis @HyperSalesman]

I've had 10+ payment processors reach out to me after this

Literally 95% of you are ngmi

I was shocked to see how few had websites or UIs built for small business owners and agencies.

The market has been dying to see a payment processor with good support. Which is kind of crazy because it's such an easy ask.

Only legit one that reached out was @commas (not sponsored on anything - S/O to @alexander1kx for the cold ping - @YDaftary should promote lil homie).

As a buyer: I don't really care about the fees or discounts. What I care about is support and flexibility around features.

In other words, can I build what I want with this, and can I get support as needed?

I don't know if we have any 'moats' left, but if you wanna survive SaaSpocalypse... support and functionality in the CLI are gonna be big.

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@SalesPsych0 @commas Thanks for the kind words brother. Let’s make some commas!!!

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

Would you have hired yourself today?

no?

get back to work

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@HyperSalesman It must be..

Lets chat!

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

Incoming international takeover

[Commas @commas]

Introducing Multi-Currency on Commas

• Price and get paid in your own currency
• Live in over 30 countries
• More on the way

Designed to help you make more commas.

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@SalesPsych0 @MikeOxx20 @bidcapbro @whop @commas @luisdewendtofc Welcome 🤝🤝

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

very nice

[Commas @commas]

Tap to Pay on iPhone is now live in the Commas iOS app.

Accept contactless payments right on your iPhone. No card reader. No extra hardware.

Another way to make more Commas.

[Simon Squibb @simonsquibb]

$1,000,000 GIVEAWAY!

People complain that they never get the same opportunities as others.

But it’s a lie.

This Saturday the World's Biggest Business Competition kicks off, and for 4 weeks me and some of the best entrepreneurs alive will teach you to build a business for free.

Then I split $1,000,000 between the ones I believe in.

The winners get life-changing funding…

The losers get a business that they love, and that they own completely.

Thank you so much to @commas for making this possible.

You can sign up here 👇

https://t.co/XcmkDisrng

[Yash Daftary @YDaftary]

We’ve teamed up with @simonsquibb to launch the World’s Biggest Business Competition, and to ask you one question:

What’s your dream?

There’s $1,000,000 behind the answer. It starts October 24th.

Link and terms below ↓

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

@dustinvarano Hahahahahaha

[Andrew Couto @Andrewcouto]

anyone who needs cracked ad accounts hmu..