Andrew Porter

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@fesshole Sounds like you made a melon-entry mistake there….

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@SW_Help You suggested I take a Sourhern train when the line was blocked or a bus, hours after the last bus of the day. Not helpful. I booked a Minicab. Can I claim back the cost?

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@SW_Help That doesn’t help at this hour!! There are no Southern services. The lines are blocked. As you know.

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@SW_Help Epsom to Ashtead

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@glosuk68 @yolandabrown @HelloRayoUK Same on DAB 🤷

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@campbellclaret Really?

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@ONS

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@MattChorley Some with more gravity than others…

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@Survation @chrishanretty Are you not working past 6pm? 🤷🤷

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@maitlis @TheNewsAgents He spoke for the wrong nation…

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@mrjamesob A tale of two Craigs…

https://t.co/gW6aMvpWW8

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@fesshole She must have been hopping mad.

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@stevenperkins Yes, but you have to vote Labour first and THEN she will start to turn things around…

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@SoozUK No!!! That just grants him his wish of a quick escape to California.

The best (and funniest) punishment for Sunak would be for him to retain his seat (narrowly) and face the wrath of his depleted party and the humiliation of being stuck in the Commons as an oppositon MP.

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@RosieisaHolt

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@Peston

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@LBC @Nigel_Farage @NickFerrariLBC Gosh. Imagine fostering division… 😳

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@thhamilton Just one letter away. ..

[Andrew Porter @andrewcporter]

@NeighBens So do Nel & Hugo.