Andrew Roach

6th grade spelling bee champ.🏆 Creator of Roach Ebonics | Roach-isms.©️

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@arnaultwhale 🤔

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@Julian I promise I’m gonna call you out of the blue one of these days lol

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@barstoolsports They never responded to my gf when she called them last week for a refund from a flight to Vegas. My dad told me years ago not to fly them anymore. Should’ve listened. Because their bad publicity is going viral, now all of a sudden they become responsive? Nice @SpiritAirlines

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@thetzechun Love it! Is this the B-dubs in SO? I’ve eaten there many a time and my old gym is there. Was just there last week haha

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@LindBethanyAnne Powerful. Funny, too! 👌🏼

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@JasonRomano Reminds me of this music video lol https://t.co/SZaMsK6cbe

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@CantGuardCourt @TheAdrianRoach @TheBrandonQuinn

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@Julian @j_asminewang Very interesting! Could the same theory be applied when referring to a plastique appearance on humans? Sorry, wrong topic.

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@thetzechun What if you ARE indeed Asian but don't look Asian enough? 🧐

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@jonhurwitz Ya gotta believe! Turn those terms around! 🤯👍🏼

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@TimothyPeacock4 @jonhurwitz I know, right? I regret playing football. Too many head injuries and hurt my back as well. I wish I would’ve played and focused on baseball or golf instead.

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@TimothyPeacock4 @jonhurwitz Since being a Peruvian Park Panther during the Strawberry and Gooden days lol.

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@DYNAMITEDORK 🤫😝

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@DYNAMITEDORK Had a pair myself. Then I ended up selling em lol.

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@Christiana_L ✅ you better get me at least a featured extra role in one of your films! 😉

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Back at it. #office #work #business #salesman #zoom #meeting #siliconvalley #beyonce #cereal #fruitsnacks https://t.co/Oh5YrdfUPg

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@TVGuide @TheBrandonQuinn @jamielynnspears @DionJohnstone @SweetMagnolias Congrats you big dog you!! 🙌@TheBrandonQuinn

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I mean... 🌊🏝☀️ 📷: @trevthefox #rivieramaya #playadelcarmen #playa #maravillosa #vista #mar #laenergia @ Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo https://t.co/VNfo55RqYT