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[d a l e @andrewdclark]

bruh if i’m paying this much they better get a different drummer 😭

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

the only benefit i can see to linkedin is whenever u add someone it makes a fun little sound

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

my coworker won’t stop saying “time to go luigi mode” in an office riddled with multiple HR cases

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

@palechord is there any chance in hell i will get into the show without being on the list? i will pay u bro 😭

[Henning Fog @HenningFog]

Fallon's going harder on The Rizzler than he ever did Trump

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

@gghanlon @PoorOldRoloTony that’s so insane it sounds made up but i absolutely believe you lmao

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

did anyone tell sony that gran turismo is an extremely mid game series and literallly no one cares. make a hydro thunder movie then give me a call

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

everything this guy does makes him even cooler

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

In love when celebrities just be talking about whatever during interviews

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

the main car in the movie “cars” should NOT have a tongue

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

@sham_god @rodimusprime lmfaooo

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

@billy417 ok wait i haven’t heard of this yet?

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

can’t decide which theater to see 80 for brady during the superbowl

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

i haven’t even seen m3gan and i am obsessed. go off queen

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

@nlapi dude its so good

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

@BornAKang why does it keep going

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

@TMobile i need a new phone. help

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

amazing that society has gotten to a point where instead of making million dollar commercials this is how you promote an international food chain

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[d a l e @andrewdclark]

every time i sit there hoping he’ll spill his popcorn again. alas, he sits there eating it calmly. this is the real heartbreak

[holly'zorah vas qwib-qwib @h0lly_blue]

@davidmackau I still miss Popcorn Guy