Andrew Dethlefsen

[Andrew Dethlefsen @andrewdeth_35]

@theeclassyp Get back on the game lil bruh

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

girls be dry af replying “hmmm” or “mhmm” bitch i ain’t know i was texting kid cudi

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@elonmusk Not to fear Elon. I will be here reminding everyone that Teslas are imported glorified golf carts with little horsepower and that America literally invented free speech through the Declaration of Independence (1st Amendment)

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

20 Things I've Learned (Or Had Confirmed) About Humanity During The 'Pandemic' (THREAD):

1/ Most people would rather be in the majority, than be right.

[Andrew Dethlefsen @andrewdeth_35]

@TreyMoney50 All the time

[Andrew Dethlefsen @andrewdeth_35]

@atsamhuffman 3 doritos locos tacos plz thx

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Tiger’s back. Friday’s back. Let us commence 🤝

[UND Barstool @BarstoolUND]

UND 🤝 NDSU

The fuck is this shit

[Andrew Dethlefsen @andrewdeth_35]

@Roller_blAIDEN Thats it, im deleting this app

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Take the red pill 🌹

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar

[Tyler Herro @raf_tyler]

Every team has to retire 24

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

Banning commonly owned firearms and persecuting the law abiding doesn’t reduce “gun violence" because it doesn't target the driver of it: drug and gang violence with illegally possessed firearms. If you were serious about the issue you’d focus there, on the true prevention.