Andrew

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@WallStreetApes At ALL RESTAURANTS: You are paying for the convenience. Not having to buy the groceries, prep, cook & clean up afterwards. That whole process takes about 90 minutes or more. It’s a service the restaurant is providing you.

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@Jomboy_ Dang it! Fried & Cole have not ever been part of the same 5 man rotation. We can’t have nice things ☹️

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@BlueJayEnjoyer @TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinJake Last seasons “magic” was a healthy roster. Because when healthy the blue jays lineup is really really good.

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@TheMetsX @IfindRetards @OldTakesExposed Dumb Mets Fan. Don’t talk shit about the Yankees. You wish your team performed like the Yankees

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@InternetH0F C’mon do we really not know that 10% of a $26.35 hourly rate is a $2.64 raise to the hourly pay?

If these are the people in charge of your company, update your resume & pursue a better opportunity

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@SNYtv @SubwayToShea Ya’ll losing to these 💩 bag SF Giants. Another year of your New York Mess!

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@nickimoraa This is not what R Kelly told me

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@BarstoolHubbs His argument should be that they won 94 games last year while starting DJ LeMahieu at 2nd for two months & Marcus Stroman starting 13 games. The roster is good enough to win 100 games.

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@BillSimmons GB’s kicker left 7 pts off the board (missed 2 FG 1 XP)

If GB traded for Brandon Aubry instead of Micah they would’ve won today.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The five hour chain of events that ended the age of the dinosaurs.

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@YankeeSource @CharlieRGa They don’t want to pay any relievers more than the $6.5M salary that David Bednar is earning. They don’t want to look dumb paying a setup man more than their closer

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@RapSheet @NFLGameDay QBs always been soft. It’s why Eli Manning’s 210 consecutive games started, makes him Hall of Fame worthy.

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@AmiriKing Check your fridge. It might need a water filter replaced for the ice maker

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@GiantInsider I hope Kafka & Jameis put up 40 this Sunday.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics.

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@PhilSanchezTV @sportsrapport Nobody has said ‘baseball is dead’ in a couple of years. The pitch clock has changed everything; games are more enjoyable to watch.

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@TalkinYanks We need an effin’ miracle

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@TalkinYanks They didn’t listen to Jimmy! Should’ve walked him. Dammit, get em next year.

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@GinaMuscato A-Rod says no. That job sucks compared to his current cushy gig

[Andrew @AndrewDimSum]

@nypost My guess: he got roofied at the bar he was at. Probably wasn’t meant for him. But he blacked out, doesn’t remember a thing