andrew

tall and dumb

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

unlike children, your cats will never intentionally steal your xanax

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@tyl0saur Jason paints calling it now

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@oomfs_lore yes ma’am I’d liyuke uh bolt of that there ganghum

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

yass the boreholes

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Mayor @ZohranKMamdani: Anyone who has stood on a subway platform in August knows that our stations do not just get hot. They turn into underground saunas. This new thermal energy study will explore the possibility of using the heat that accumulates in this station over the summer to heat the municipal campus above us come winter. We would capture heat in boreholes underground and install a system of circulating pipes that use the heat to warm our municipal offices. This would be the first thermal energy system of its kind in any American transit system, a historic feat that would not only help the city to save money and limit steam consumption, but help us mitigate the extreme level of heat in our subway stations.

[#2 ranked CHAD @subwayenjoyer69]

Going to daddyhole road anybody need anything?

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@subwayenjoyer69 otherwise known as The Silk Road

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

this genuinely just being me talking to anyone at work

[A24 @A24]

Average coworker dynamic

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@matttitudinal married to Dandy Devito

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@kkrespawned from turtle to vaginaaaaa 😌😌

[“paula” @paularambles]

manager pulling you aside for a conversation about your performance: “ceci n’est pas une pip”

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@flosstbh2 @alex_abads the croutons make it 🔥

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

i cant believe they finally made a prequel

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@donotdelay 7:30pm on the dot

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

Rare but unmistakable sounds- some men using a blow torch on the roof opposite me to weld some metal

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

Zohran’s wife? You mean the composer of the game of thrones main theme?

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@megannn_lynne mama

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@jms_tny I see we’re all just leaving our best east coast elites lifestyles. Should we invite Ina??

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@gaythotgirlson tbh I was surprised by Hermes H24 because it smells a lot like a hot clothes iron

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@missy_steak fine kid gloves

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

@anxiousdeluxe the sheer amount of straights who have asked me this week if I’ve watched this show yet, diabolical

[andrew @andrewdrafts]

had a dream acme was short for academia and was convinced I finally understood looney tunes