Andrew

it’s Marky Mark and the Andy-Roo

[Andrew @andrewdthomas_]

With my life at uni going so shit I've had to start making tik tok memes to feed my kids

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Therese 🇳🇴 @ThereseUTD]

Wayne Rooney:

"My favourite part of the time-time show was when it was finished. I thought it was crap."

[Kevin Gordon @kevgordon]

Ronaldo and Ronaldinho

[Ace̵̜̭̖̋ @_AceMMA]

White privilege at display here. Elon musk would have 8182 tweets calling for war if they were muslim or black.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit.

British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit.

Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit.

It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.

[JoeI @whitefeelimgs]

Earlier this year MAGA wanted to wage an unprovoked war with Denmark to steal their territory and they’ve completely forgot about it

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

41% of leave voters are now dead.
It’s time for a referendum

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

The UK can barely admit that disabled people are disabled, you’ll be able to fry an egg on your desk before the law admits your workplace is unsafe

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

They could announce that the richest 0.00004% of people have 95% of the money and they'd still be ranting on about an immigrant having a better cardboard box than them.

That is genuinely how stupid 20% of the population are.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Minimum wage in 2005 was £5.05 an hour.

A Freddo cost 10p.

One hour of work bought you 50 Freddos.

In 2026, minimum wage is £12.71 and a Freddo is 39p.

One hour of work now buys you just 32 Freddos.

So despite minimum wage more than doubling, your Freddo buying power has fallen by 36%.

If wages had actually kept pace with Freddo inflation, minimum wage would be £19.65 an hour today.

Forget economists. Forget politicians.

The Freddo has just delivered the most depressing cost of living graph you'll ever see.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”

Maybe because:

• They graduated into a pandemic

• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse

• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%

• Watched a world war start before they turned 25

• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from

• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled

• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown

• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless

• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs

• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire

• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill

But yeah.

It’s the avocado toast.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

This you?

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

they’ve diagnosed me with a bad case of rollies

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

this is hilarious coming from the guy who can’t enter the uk without getting arrested for rape and trafficking offences

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

POV: ur at Croydon box park and Harry Kane just scored a penalty retake at group stage match

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

“Adults can still access social media through age checks like facial recognition, digital IDs, passports and credit cards.”

So there it is - this wasn’t about banning under 16s from social media, this was about giving EVERYONE a digital ID.

RESIST 🚫

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK has somehow convinced people that working full time and still being broke is completely normal.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

When are the riots??????

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt