Andrew Glisson

Husband, father, computer guy, musician, actor, writer who never writes, supporter of humans of all stripes, pinko commie liberal, he/him.

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

You're so vain
You probably bought this tweet for a billion
You're so vain
I bet you bought this tweet for a billion
Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you?

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@MasonAPark I'd love to see this. You will be marvelous. Break all the legs!

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@MiraSorvino @ForTheWin Your dad was one of a kind. ❤️

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

I've been holding out to see whether this platform can withstand Hurricane Elmo, but I think this is the final straw. I can't participate in a platform that treats people like this.

[Noch so'n Jonas @KenchLife]

@MattBinder Now THAT is a hostile work environment. Being FORCED to publicly ask if you're still employed, because the company won't respond, only to get NO ANSWER and be mocked. If they end up not getting paid despite no communication on their employment, that sounds like a reason to sue

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@GailSimone Before every climactic attack, you need a background character to explain the plan using a hologram

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@djw172 @MPAVictoria

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@warren__terra @MPAVictoria

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@MPAVictoria Depends on the meal, but usually biscuits because they go better with sausage gravy.

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

Modernization, is there nothing you won't ruin?

[Insider News @InsiderNews]

Holy anointing oil for King Charles III's coronation will not contain the intestinal wax of sperm whales or civet secretions https://t.co/Hhsc7wzWBR

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@drfarls But they'll still grease him up with lard made from seal blubber to slide him into his armor, correct? Or was Elizabeth the last?

[scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes]

it’s so fucking sexy to go to bed early!

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@AshBaloghNM @SER1897 Everyone got excited when Trump came out and said he fired Comey over the Russia probe. No one gave a shit. It was 4 years of shrugged off gotchas.

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@warren__terra @LemieuxLGM I've wondered with some of them. If this one's true, I think she should seriously consider leaving him.

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

@gwensnyderPHL How do they make money off this enterprise? They don't. How do they stay in business? Volume!

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

And given the lengths you've gone to (helicopters!) just to try to stoke debate, maybe you're too ideologically invested in it to have anything useful to say. I don't know. Do some self-reflection and let us know what you find. Seriously.

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

No, @jonathanchait you never have. But whatever you were trying to get at in that second tweet and what motivated you to write it is puzzling and concerning.

~I don't care if this wildly ridiculous and improbable claim is true, I just want you to address it!~

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

I do not believe, and have never said, anything like "trans people are icky." This is an example of the bad faith is which @HeerJeet routinely engages.

[Andrew Glisson @AndrewEGlisson]

You shouldn't have promoted the ridiculous helicopter affidavit. It was a dumb example that did absolutely nothing to help the debate. There's no reason to double down on this. Find real concerns to editorialize about or move on.