Andrew

[Andrew @andrewespland]

It's cute that bears fans are so proud of themselves for their team having to target Jordan Love with a late hit to put him on concussion protocol just to barely win in overtime. Congrats. Golf claps all around.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

@MattGlantz I ask this question every week to the old retired guys at the bar and they only ever get slower. 🤷‍♂️

[Andrew @andrewespland]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY... bears suck.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

Sitting here playing poker in a bar at 2something in the afternoon listening to this guy talking about his surreal experience staying at a jehovah witness punk house. What is going on right now? Also, isn't that an oxymoron?

[Andrew @andrewespland]

@phil_hellmuth These are the same picture

[Andrew @andrewespland]

At multiple locations too. Wouldn't take any accountability at any of them. And this latest one is real bad too! Jilly's car wash franchise is trash. If you have one near you AVOID at all cost if you like your car!

[Andrew @andrewespland]

I spent almost 2 hrs at the car wash today trying to vacuum the entire interior because my dummy self thought a black car interior would look nice despite having a white pitbull mix. I have a hammock style back seat cover to try to catch some of the hair. It didn't work.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

On a related note, I will never use a Jilly's car wash again. In 26 of driving a car I've never had so much as a scratch from a car wash. Got a three pack of coupons to Jilly's... two chips in the paint to the primer layer and now one gouge down past the primer.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

Word to the wise, no matter how nice someone seems never touch their machine while they're playing. That's not your machine or your money and you don't know how they're going to react, but I guarantee they aren't going to find it funny. Some people gotta fafo though I guess.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

Welp. Banned from that bar now. Was playing one of the game machines at 1 a spin. Some drunkass thought it'd be funny to push me aside turn my bet down to .10 and hit autospin. Landed a bonus and got 2.50 instead of 250. He hit the ground before he got a chance to stop laughing.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

I'm pretty passive about jokes and insults in general usually. Haven't been in a real fight in 20 years. Bouncer physically ejected me without that 2.50, which is fine. 2 quick pops and drunkass got a $250 black eye, fat lip, and a nice closeup view of the bar floor. #WORTHIT

[Andrew @andrewespland]

Pick me dealer!

[Andrew @andrewespland]

@MLB Every other major sports league has one. This is/has been bad for the game. If you continue to let LA and NY pay to be in the playoffs; if not go deep or more; every year... half the league will be unprofitable in 10 years because you'll lose half the fans you have left.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

@MLB Salary. Cap.

[Nour Sever @NourPoker]

Live poker is such a weird paradox. You’re sitting in silence for hours, but it’s the most socially exhausting thing in the world.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

🤬

[Andrew @andrewespland]

And fuck. It's tied.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

A first pitch Chourio home run definitely makes me feel a little better. But we got a lot of game to go yet.

[Andrew @andrewespland]

That has to be the most unbelievable double play I've ever seen.