Andrew Jones

Theatre/Library/Dramaturg
Go Bills

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@bomani_jones Atletico have won the league 11 times and are consistent contenders in Europe. What have the Brooklyn Nets ever done to get remotely close to comparable accomplishments?

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@BuffaloBills This is so sick and thank you for using real photographers and real artists instead of caving to AI like everyone else

[P @paraaand]

Exactly

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@BenStiller Big “Mauvais Sang” energy here. Just replace the Billy Joel with David Bowie.

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

The New York Basketball Knickerbockers

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

That is the single craziest game of basketball I have ever seen and my team the New York Knickerbockers are one game away from a chip. This win will feed generations.

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

Wemby got that flagrant and the entire game switched. I don’t know about sports gods but that has to be something.

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@righttimebomani Lucky for the rest of us, the league has a definition of what a flagrant foul is and it is textbook what happened to Brunson.

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@bomani_jones “Wanting the refs to use their eyes to make correct calls is being a NARC” what a loser take

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@nyknicks And fans can’t get within 10 blocks of the stadium because you’ve built a wall around the garden to protect a pedophile

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@nyknicks Fucking the game up for everyone else because a pedophile wants to pull focus from this great run

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Pride 🌈

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCNews Hottest May on record and you’re sucking up water making this slop. So glad I don’t live in the UK, I can’t imagine knowing my license fees went to this.

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds @BBCNews @BBCOne This is a shocking new low for the program. Bought and sold by the Blair institute.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Arsenal: 2025/26 Premier League champions.

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@LordJohnMann This is one of the craziest comments I’ve ever seen. I’m Jewish and if someone drew an antisemitic cartoon of me and claimed it was the fault of anyone but the person who drew it I’d lose my shit lmao

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@FTFonFS1 @getnickwright Aging in real time like mayonnaise in the sun. Embiid flopping around like a dead fish, doing less than nothing as his team gets blown out.

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

@BBCBreakfast Why the fuck are the Met police engaging in blatant election interference??

[★ @corpseinorbit]

I'm fucking sick of what you people are calling "Pynchon character names." A gold thief named Guy Stealsgold is not a "Pynchon name," it's a Charles Dickens name. Absurdly obvious and specific. You want a fuckin' Pynchon name? Immanuel Quickley.

[Andrew Jones @andrewgroans]

Josh was sacked 40 times last season, most of his career. I understand we have other needs but this isn’t a bad pick.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Your newest Bill... JUDE BOWRY.

@BowryJude x @BCFootball