Andrew Guthrie

I'm a human and not a fucking cupcake.

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Fuck all motherfucking racists!!!

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Bruce Semen stain says everybody’s got a hungry heart. Do you agree?

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Best quote of the night. “Domes and arches! Hell yeah!”

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Being drunk on a subway is so overrated.

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Happy Pride Month

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I suck at playing with weird toys.

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Ross. He who fucks bulls at night.

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If you have a big dick. You’ll just be a dick.

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To quote the guy behind me at the bar. “MY MOM GOT ME A BUCKET. A FUCKING BUCKET GUYS!”

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Nice hand soaps.

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Let’s go to California and leave a few lines for the turtles with the straws stuck up their nose.

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Pancakes at 3am is what life is worth living for.

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Fruit cocktail. Holy fuck.

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Somebody jacked the Jack

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That moment when they play Christmas music at the bar.

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Weirdest thing done at a bar is holding someone's hair while they have a pimple popped on the back of their head.

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Why are stopped? For all the antelopes, duh.

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Brother's advise: throw some dip in and add a flare to the fire.

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RT if "Guilty Pleasure" is your #WCW 💯

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Road trip to NJ.