Andrew

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

I’ll never eat a waffle again #USABEL

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

@khoog18

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

Kohrman thinks sauna gets you tanned 😂

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

my Eastern European uber drivers have taught me more about geopolitics than any of my teacher ever have

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

Just heard some drunk girl say she’s doing Damp January, I think I may subscribe.

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

I guess they call it Five Guys Burgers and Fries because every time I go it feels like 5 guys jumped me and took all my money

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

Guys are we going hat or no hat for #stpaddysday ??

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

find me an Uber who turns right on red

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

sleeping on a pallet growing up made me the man I am today

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

can someone explain to me why Billy Mays death had such a large impact on my childhood?

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

the eagles have an illegal amount of hits

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

@justusss_ @_gk01 Yes, dogs just can’t fathom modern engineering

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

can’t believe dogs don’t understand how elevators work

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

Ginger ale in the airplane get me amped

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

not getting that album for a while

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

#np TLOP like it’s 2016 again

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

@ColeSteubing17 We only run Tesla fire trucks these days, no need to fill

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

just want some nuggets

[Andrew @andrewhitzz]

you’re telling me there are 20 Chick-fil-As in San Antonio and they couldn’t put 1 of those downtown?