Ex-Pat in Oz

‘He’s on the jazz’

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@DRIVETRIBE “This is a hard job [driving a lorry] and I’m not just saying this to win favour with lorry drivers: change gear; change gear; change gear; check your mirrors; murder a prostitute.”

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@PalePatriot14 Please somebody just knock him the fuck out 😂

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@TheCinesthetic Banshee.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@kevintence I’d do it just out of spite and small mindedness. Hell. I’d do it for free.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@HanDelaney Awh no sista 😭get well soon missus! 🫶🏻 if you’re back down under, let me know. I’ve been down here a few years now and it’d be good to see a friendly face. Some of these Aussies are shit cunts 😂😂😂

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@nfgfbpa @VeteranIrish @brumbitcoin @TrumpetDave Hate to coin in, but I’ll defend my boys in uniform till I die. If I remember correctly from what my dad told me, we sailed 8000 miles and drove you Argys into the sea. The Falklands are British and the Belgrano still sprang a rather big leak. Pipe down boyo.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@Annjoy_O I’ve always said that Bruno had an insanely good jab.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@RoadToSix So is ours. Still. I’ll happily sell my nuts to have a good defense. I just wanna win a championship 😭😭😭

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@leathergregory Most overrated band in British history. Always said it.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@RoadToSix This lot are gonna fuck me dead I tell you.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@mgshanks Coming from labour? You guys suck. Jackass!

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@ReddCinema Hello Iran. It’s back to carpets for you.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@andyburnham This labour government is the biggest headache. Sort that out you blithering idiot.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@CineTally To quote one of the old boys I used to work with ‘she’s so good looking, I’d eat her shit’.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@ethxhope Even Christ isn’t getting past that

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@TheNayaV @elonmusk @Tesla Should’ve bought a 2005 Land Rover with a great big wopping V8. 5 feet of solid British steel between you and the tree you’ll inevitably hit.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@Mr_Badda2 Id love to be the fly on the wall when she finally sits down and tries to explain which one of the 1057 ballsacks she shot out of.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@podonlyfools In the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany…

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@campbellclaret You’ve pretended you aren’t a liar for years Campbell you soulless fuck. Fade back into irrelevance you clown.

[Ex-Pat in Oz @andrewjar1997]

@TheGNPE Fuck me to death. My lad did that I’d pay his fucking mortgage. Fucking PE teachers at my school all had shaved Adam’s apples. Christ alive. You lucky bastard.