Andrew

41. 12 months from finding out the meaning of life. Bet I don't make it alive. I have ADHD. And there's that sock I lost.

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@realDonaldTrump Haven't you been found guilty of a crime?!

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@carolvorders @matty_fletch @Channel4 I kept uncharacteristically quiet during this election. But Carol said everything I would have loved to. 😍💪😍

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

Rather than edit...

I'll say it again. She's a hypocrite. And I hope the people this shrew insults are given proper counselling afterwards.

Because she's a disgrace to insult peoples lack of talent at make up...

Looking like an arsehole about to fart.

@GlowUpBBC #deluded

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@GlowUpBBC Smooth lip lines are important. Never forget that.

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

#bbcglowup @bbc @BBCOne

I'm all for criticism...

But does anyone think it's fair that this face can criticise others for "not having smooth lines around lips?"

Really?

This corpse and her hypocrisy have turned this into "Snog Marry Avoid 2" for me.

Shame. This WAS good.✌️

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@IAmEliasWWE
I can watch AEW Dynamite right now. ✌️

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@IAmEliasWWE I can't wait until the last three letters of your handle are gone.

A golden egg for fucks sake... Glad you weren't involved. Run for the hills.

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@MadKing1981 Hit hard this. And I'm a better person for reading it. Thank you so very much for your honesty. 🎤

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@prodnose *Flicks hair* 😉

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@Mattydoherty10 @prodnose Ah I just read. You're on the Wirral. You're not Merseyside at all. 😂

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@Mattydoherty10 @prodnose Matrix van gone past my window in Dingle 3 times tonight. Either you're not curtain twitchy enough... Or just full of shit.

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@Goldberg You'll still cause yourself a concussion by headbutting a locker. Mind you... You're safer to everyone else if you're injured.

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@Goldberg GOLDBERG.......GOLDBERG!👏���👏👏👏👏*

*Has two moves and injures people with either of them. He also enjoys fake fighting dangerously, nepotism, holding other people back. And being a fucking TERRIBLE wrestler.

Please just stop. You're an absolute disgrace at what you do.

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@LfcBecky People have died with Covid unable to see their family. Did you drive to your Dad's? Then the problem is yours to share.

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@George_Galaxy_ I'm ashamed enough to admit I want to ask why. But I'm proud enough to pretend I don't give a shit.

What happened?!

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@MichelleGomez for the 14th Doctor. Immediately. I apologise if not. I just miss Missy... Coz she so fine.

#ignoreme
#anotherrantingscotsman

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

@realDonaldTrump #soontobeirrelevant

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

I hate feeling upset. Its unnatural to feel this way. ✌️

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

You know when you're a dramatic gay when getting the curtain hooks the right way round caused a nervous breakdown.

That might be so.... But you all need to be kind to one another.

Just not like Ellen. Her face looks like constipation. I mean the real kind of kind.

[Andrew @andrewjfallon]

#adhd isn't fun when it's kicking off...

Anyone know how to tone it down without the usual chaos... I'd be grateful for your words. 👌