Andrew Keys

Jack of all trades and Master of none…

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

CollegeHumor did a video for “what if the speech from the film Independence Day happened today” in 2016…and it has aged really well.

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

Get yourself someone who will dirty talk with you using the LinkedIn auto message feature

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

It’s 2:06am and I have no idea what actual time it is…

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

One of my favorite childhood entertainment memories. One of my first F&$! around and find out moments. Never looked at older people the same. You don’t know what you don’t know. RIP Bob. You were priceless. Always spay and neuter your pets.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Bob Barker.

Legend.

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

Still gotta fix my banner and profile pic but 15 years on Twitter baby.

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

My account got hacked by some NFT goofs. Now I lost my banner and profile pic I’ve had for years. @elonmusk you guys gotta have that in some cloud storage right?

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

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[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

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[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

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[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

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[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

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[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

I lost Vine. Now this?!

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

I was Twitter user 54,736. I got in before CNN had a profile. The last few weeks I’ve been watching Elon burn this place to the ground. It’s been a fun run. I hope Twitter makes it through the weekend. #downwiththeship

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

#Severance is an absolute must watch. Great from start to finish but that finale was one of the best episodes of television I’ve seen in years.

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

Well #MidnightMass is the best thing I’ve seen on Netflix since the Queens Gambit. Spooky season is upon us. Gonna think about that for a while. #nospoilers

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

Me looking around for my refund from the IRS from February…..

[Lee Sanderlin @LeeOSanderlin]

I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

Capitalism and cheap marketing ploys are ruining this country and I for... one... am..... hmm... errr.. I’ll be right back

(Drives 115mph to local grocery store)

[Lucky Charms @LuckyCharms]

There’s been a disruption in our reality & Lucky Charms have shape-shifted into a new #MischievouslyDelicious form ✨

Find special #Loki Charms box at https://t.co/vuQaIBprlS this Wednesday at 11am ET. And tune in to Marvel Studios’ @LokiOfficial on @disneyplus, streaming 6/9

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

What are fun ways you throw away $400?

I’ll start.

Buy non-refundable tickets to Orlando. Go to the airport. Realize the dates you clicked online were two weeks away from today. Throw $400 at problem to fix problem.

If you need me I’ll be waiting for Darwin to finish the job

[Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys]

@DOGstockhunter Thanks Dog welcome to Twitter! #InTheDogHouse