Andrew Knapp

Works on computers. Married to the wonderful @morgancrow. Thoughts/opinions are my own.

[Andrew Knapp @andrewknapp]

I'm working with @woodson_martin to buy things from a list (https://t.co/3C3yZCYOkk) to support immigrants trying to come into the USA in Brownsville, TX. They come out of detention with nothing, and these small donations make a huge difference on their journey.

[Pete Cheslock @petecheslock]

When modern configuration management came out, we didn't go around saying that we were replacing Sysadmins.

We said that those engineers were going to level up their skills and not spend so much time on manual tasks.

That's literally what AI is going to do.

[Jackson McHenry @McHenryJD]

I never thought I was the kind of person to fall for a scam, and then I found myself agreeing to take over the spice mining operations on the desert planet Arrakis

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

the Academy on their way to nominate Ken but not Barbie

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Kelce and Swift walking out together is an elite troll

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today

[string @propjoesays]

the algorithm

[Andrew Knapp @andrewknapp]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Remember when Robert Stack was out there lurking in the darkness in a trench coat every goddamn week just waiting to scare the living shit out of you?

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

This drone shot of Buenos Aires is INCREDIBLE 🔥

(🎥: Ale Petra)

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates

[Alison Bender @alibendertv]

This is so sad. Grant was a passionate, enthusiastic, talented and hard working journalists. I messaged him just the other day about his rainbow statement, always finding and reporting the stories that matter, but importantly, such a lovely guy. Love to his family ❤️

[Dave McMenamin @mcten]

LeBron James offered his remembrance of journalist Grant Wahl tonight in Philadelphia. Wahl, who died at the age of 48 while covering the World Cup in Qatar, wrote the first Sports Illustrated cover story on James - “The Chosen One” - when LeBron was still a teenager.

[John Cross @johncrossmirror]

What devastating news. The loss of a brilliant journalist and wonderful person. An example and inspiration to so many. On behalf of the @theofficialfwa, sincere condolences. RIP.

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

American social safety net:

[Peter Clowes @peterclowes]

Why I left @twitter or rather why I did not sign up for “extremely hardcore” Twitter 2.0

🧵

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Imagine people who died on the titanic finding out we compared that to this

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

fondly remember, of all the hours you scrolled twitter in the bathroom, sewers were there for you first.

and we’ll be there for you last.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight

[Andrew Knapp @andrewknapp]

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