Andrew Marra

I found my Twxttxr password.

[Andrew Marra @andrewmarra]

@kanyewest Some things are better off staying in your head.

[Eric Ledgin @iamledgin]

"Help! I've fallen and I can't even!" -Life Alert ad in 2050

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Germans Humiliated After Winning World Cup 6.38 Seconds Behind Schedule http://t.co/kDnTElMq5t

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

And @Edwerderespn is reporting Vikings DE Jared Allen scheduled to meet Tuesday with the Dallas Cowboys. Won't be the last team to call...