Mr. 815

Technology Consultant | Dwarven Cleric | Meme Economist | Expert in Bird Law | BIG Midwest Guy (my tweets are jokes)

[Mr. 815 @andrewmccomb75]

@BWWings the unlimited wing deal was so intriguing but slow service and forgotten orders left me losing money. I’m such an ardent wing man, consuming many coops worth of birds annually but you let me down. And when I filed a customer service report I did not receive a peep.

[Mr. 815 @andrewmccomb75]

@RoseRiverCHI Any chance I can get that GA promo code for Saturday Ticketmaster 👀

[Mr. 815 @andrewmccomb75]

@NetflixIsAJoke is there going to be a stream of sets?

[The Goochyssey @bobgoochman]

Nolan did it again 🙌

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Found by @HereWeGrogan at Columbia University: glad to see the student societies of our nation's most prestigious universities embracing the immortal science of Midwestern Irredentism & anti-Missourism.

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Me after literally one beer:

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

my two enemies in one photo. I feel sick just looking at this

[Mr. 815 @andrewmccomb75]

With all this whales it was more like The Fillet of Water

[We Are the Mutants @WeAreTheMutants]

This is how you sold peppermint schnapps in 1987.

[Frat Bros for Pritzker @frats4pritzker]

I remember nothing from last night other than yelling at a Bailey supporter til he left the party.

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Seeing as Illinois is playing Wisconsin today, we wanted to release our plans for reorganizing the Big Ten Athletic conference. #IlliniNation

[NIU Football @NIU_Football]

Lock the gates.😤🦴

Vandy | DeKalb📍| 2:30CT| CBSSN 📺

#TheClimb 🧗🏽| #TheHardWay

[Mr. 815 @andrewmccomb75]

European’s parallel parking abilities are on a whole other level.

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Our ultimate goal - "Allinois"