Andy Gray (Parody)

Me: Would you like to dance? Karren Brady: I'd rather die. Me: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those pants.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

I've been getting loads of shags recently though. Balls deep. It's like Helm's Deep but with less hobbits. Loads of magic though.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

I FUCKING DID YOU BASTARDS

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

I meant flags. Leave the flags to us men.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

wear her hat low. But can she run the line? Can she fuck. Stick to heels and eyeliner love, leave the fags to us men.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

Been watching Jessie J's 'Do it like a dude' video a lot lately. She can do it like a brother, do it like a dude, grab her crotch AND

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

Anyway, sorry for the lack of Andy action. I've been busy brushing up on my Spanish. Yeah I made a funny. Still got it.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

(That's his Sunday name)

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

And I would never refer to him as 'some bender' anyway. His name is Miguel, although he prefers 'Miggy'. Or 'my little Hispanic jizz-bucket'

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

Fuck me that was some bender. I'm talking about the amount of liquor I've imbibed over the last few weeks, not my new houseboy.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

@factsaboutlfc Redshite bastards.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

I've got a new job! You can catch up with me and Keysey on talkSport. First topic of discussion: Splitarses in sport - Lezzers or losers?

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

#carrollfacts Andy Carroll is a man, despite that fucking ponytail

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

So a ladyboy joined the rent boys? What as, their mascot? Cock in a frock, adulterer, mobile phone enthusiast. Collect the whole set #Torres

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

@danroan http://twitpic.com/3v9es1 - A crowd? LOL

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

Karren Brady has got a face like Simon Weston's scrotum.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

#thingsweallhate When women think that they look better with a lino's flag in their hand instead of a feather duster. Or a cock.

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

How big are your tits? > RT @TheEllenShow If there's one thing I know, it's this: I know everything. Tweet me your questions with #AskEllen

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

There's only one thing behind this Torres business. His wife. Snakes with tits. #CantTrustEm

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

#questionsidontlike So Mr Gray, why did you leave your last job?

[Andy Gray (Parody) @andrewmgray]

Abramovich must love the British transfer record. This won't be the first time he's smashed it.