Andrew Gargiso

financial auditor pretending to know about science, finance, and politics.

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@JobFound5 interested

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@JobFound5 Yes please

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@maria_wats8492 Steal

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@cobraalerts Trade

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Working 8–9 hours a day and then going home to about 3-4 hours to yourself, which includes getting ready for the next day, is not living, to be very honest.

[Rich @rpallarino_]

Doesn't sound very efficient

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@rpallarino_ Very good point.

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@cobraalerts 1k

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@cobraalerts Done

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@rpallarino_

[Alice @RationalBlonde]

We need to add PR, DC, and Guam as states.

53 is a prime number

then we can truly be one nation, indivisible

[Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael]

@Hertz Super disappointed in misleading advertising a Nissan Kicks as midsized suv! This thing is tiny and might as well be useless for me!

[Player 212 in Squid Games USA @MurasakiLuna]

@MarkRuffalo The more they talk about fracking, the more convinced that I’m in hell.

[New Jersey Memes @newjerseymemes]

the three branches of government are pork roll, egg, and cheese

[New Jersey @NJGov]

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[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

I poke fun at the idea of video game streaming as a job but it's not like my job is any less fake. I type Python code into Jupyter and it spits back numbers at me. Then I go on Zoom calls, I tell them "see these numbers? It means we can't do this thing" and they do it anyway.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pretty weird how there's always a trillion dollars just lying around whenever corporations need to be bailed out but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess

[The_Real_Fly @The_Real_Fly]

Balance sheet to balance sheet, it's amazing how levered corporate America is and no one seems to think this is a bad idea. I know, money is free. $INTC