Andrew Riggio

I mostly talk about food here ••• he/him

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

The highlight of this holiday season so far is my grandma getting me marijuana patterned socks thinking they were snowflakes

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

The fact that Cocaine Bear’s tagline isn’t “here’s what happens when you coke the bear” is a real missed opportunity

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

@Paulitooooooo Emoji library like the rosetta stone

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

HOW TO WATCH SOCCER

The World Cup is back! There's nothing more fun than gathering in a bar (like Toms!) and cheering on the US of A. It's been a while!

But here are a few tips on how to make it even more fun:

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

deadnaming is wrong except for the tappan zee

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never forget.

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

“At family reunions we used to play baseball. You know, like that vampire movie?” -my father, who apparently paid enough attention to Twilight

[Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler]

The Onion is not playing today.

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

Every single politician not pushing for gun reform has a price, and it’s whatever the NRA’s given them so far

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

I have a very particular set of skills (mostly related to word puzzles)

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

@ThatManSam1 She fumbled the bag fr

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

How to escape the minotaur's labyrinth (thread 🧵)

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

@hannahockwood Yo what if they see this and mention it in the interview

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

@ChipotleTweets @CashApp Always down for extra guac 🥑 #ChipotleGuacMode $AndrewMRiggio

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

@yikesyeah Me humming a trumpet fanfare whenever I walk into a room

[Andrew Riggio @andrewmriggio]

Which of y’all can I count on